Truer words… LOVE him. BEST hulk.he always looks like he just woke up from an amazing nap
and like he just wants a burrito and a hug
I LIKE THAT
Now I want a hug from Bruce Banner.
And a burrito.
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Truer words… LOVE him. BEST hulk.he always looks like he just woke up from an amazing nap
and like he just wants a burrito and a hug
I LIKE THAT
Now I want a hug from Bruce Banner.
And a burrito.
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O____O
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‘Well, at least we can agree on Truth, Freedom and Justice, yes?’
There was a chorus of nods. Everyone wanted those. They didn’t cost anything.
A match flared in the dark, and they turned to see Vimes light a cigar.
‘You’d like Freedom, Truth and Justice, wouldn’t you, comrade sergeant?’ said Reg encouragingly.
‘I’d like a hard-boiled egg,’ said Vimes, shaking the match out.
There was some nervous laughter, but Reg looked offended.
‘In the circumstances, sergeant, I think we should set our sights a little higher—’
‘Well, yes, we could,’ said Vimes, coming down the steps. He glanced at the sheets of paper in front of Reg. The man cared. He really did. And he was serious. He really was. ‘But… well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. What’s this all about, Reg?’
‘The People’s Republic of Treacle Mine Road!’ said Reg proudly. ‘We are forming a government!’
‘But, look,’ said one of the soldiers. ‘I don’t know half the men here. If we’re going to close in, we want to know who’s on our side…’
‘That’s right, hnah,’ said Snouty. ‘I mean, some of them chasing us was watchmen!’
Vimes raised his eyes. The wide alley in front of them, known as Lobsneaks, stretched all the way to Cable Street. It was lined with gardens, and there were purple flowers on the bushes. The morning air smelled of lilac.
‘I recall a battle once,’ said Dickins, looking up at a tree. ‘In history, it was. And there was this company, see, and they was a ragtag of different squads and all covered in mud in any case, and they found themselves hiding in a field of carrots. So as a badge they all pulled up carrots and stuck them on their helmets, so’s they’d know who their friends were and incidentally have a nourishing snack for later, which is never to be sneezed at on a battlefield.’
‘Well? So what?’ said Dibbler.
‘So what’s wrong with a lilac flower?’ said Dickins, reaching up and pulling down a laden branch.
‘Makes a spanking plume, even if you can’t eat it…’
And now, Vimes thought, it ends.
…see the little angels rise up high…
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The Glorious 25th of May - Night Watch, Terry Pratchett (via jeuxdeau)
MY HEART.
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Full post of all the Avengers dresses!
ETA: Whoops needed the back of that one XD
also: SCIENCE
npr baby
gaslight anthem appreciation blog
RENNERRRRRRRRRRRRR
yes yes yes please with sauce
overthinking it
never met a mashup I didn’t want to rub my face against
avengers assemblargh
barack obama
unimpeachable fashion decisions
superheroines
…yup. Sounds accurate.
Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.
I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.
Reblogging this so that I’ll be able to find it the next time I need to chinhands at Jeremy Renner and his stupid voice.
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SIR WHAT ARE YOU EVEN.
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swap out the ginger braids for a bowl cut and this was my LIFE. Oh, old-school legos…The link is worth a look for more vintage gender-neutral toy advertisements.
back before Lego decided to be shitty
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— Sherlock Holmes, “A Scandal in Bohemia”
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
OMG….
the most beautiful thing ive ever seen
damn smart squirrel
FUCK FEEDING BIRDS.
THIS IS WHAT I SHALL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO.
OH MY GOD WHEN IT’S ROWING THE LITTLE ROCKETCAR IN THE TUBE