Tuesday, July 22, 2014

I want your Monday morning
sleep soaked eyes
dream drenched voice,
lazy bones
‘five more minutes please babe.’

I want your Tuesday afternoon
coffee break,
glasses off, laughter on
‘just hold me for a while
it’s been a hard day.’

I want your Wednesday evening
fingers through hair
teeth nibbling nails
neck craning, eye glazing
‘this paperwork never ends’

I want your Thursday night
drinks for two
bones unbind
muscles let loose
flats, slacks,
‘just me and you’

I want your finally Friday
stretch soul smile,
sun sipping light
from the glaciers in your eyes
fingers unfurl, hand extends
‘c’mon babe, lets go wild’

I want your weekend.
your movie marathon Saturday
reading by the fireplace
kissing in the blankets
want your Sunday morning
orange juice and pancakes
white sheets, tender skin
hair like the Fourth of July
‘let’s not get out of bed today.’

I want your ordinary
and your stress, rest, release
I want your bad day and that terrible night
I want you drunk in my arms
forgetting the place but never my name
I want your lazy and your lonely
and your fist full of fight
I want you everyday
in every way
for the rest of my life.

On Both Knees | alfaazkibarsaaat (via alfaazkibarsaaat)

see also: my life this weekend.

(Source: bricesander)

orcapie:

Everyone else seems to be doing Weenie Evolution Charts so okay, here’s my Carlos from high school to college through to present-day. I’m just so into that whole Carlos-never-fitting-in-until-he-reaches-Night-Vale school of thought.

Monday, July 21, 2014

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

songandcrest:

native—things:

THIS!!!!!

I’m just gonna leave this right here…. LOL 

songandcrest:

native—things:

THIS!!!!!

I’m just gonna leave this right here…. LOL 

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Sunday, July 20, 2014
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up. Jeremiah Van Guilder (via beautiessleeping)

(Source: youfeellikeraindrops)

Saturday, July 19, 2014

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

Thursday, July 17, 2014 Wednesday, July 16, 2014
  • Dad: And here are the rhododendrons. They haven't really started growing in, yet.
  • Me: Would you say they're
  • Me: proto-dendrons?
  • Mom: Oh no.
  • Dad: Better than the mechanical versions we were going to plant.
  • Dad: Motodendrons.
  • Mom: Stop.
  • Me: You didn't go for the nautical variety?
  • Me: Boat-odendrons.
  • Mom: No. Not this again.
  • Dad: We looked at some that subsisted on helium.
  • Dad: Float-odendrons
  • Mom: *longsuffering sigh*
  • Mom: FINE
  • Mom: DOROTHY'S LITTLE DOG ATE THEM
  • Mom: TOTO-DENDRONS
  • Mom: WHAT HAVE YOU REDUCED ME TO
Tuesday, July 15, 2014

So I am visiting my parents, and it’s basically just me alone in the house all day with their two ENORMOUS dogs.

Elder Statesdog has flopped on the floor behind my chair.  Junior Statesdog is…less sedate.