shiningartifact:

liquidiousfleshbag:

he always looks like he just woke up from an amazing nap

and like he just wants a burrito and a hug

I LIKE THAT

Truer words… LOVE him. BEST hulk.

Now I want a hug from Bruce Banner. 

And a burrito.

(Source: nerd-is-preferred)

bathsweaver:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

Oh my god, *Coulson*.

There is nothing about this that is not FLAWLESS.

bathsweaver:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

Oh my god, *Coulson*.

There is nothing about this that is not FLAWLESS.

O____O

(Source: mrscevans, via itsatumblr)

deantrippe:

heatherannehogan:

Oh, yes. 

Brainasplode

DOES WANT.

(Source: notabadday, via thebeatneverleaves)

"

‘Well, at least we can agree on Truth, Freedom and Justice, yes?’
There was a chorus of nods. Everyone wanted those. They didn’t cost anything.
A match flared in the dark, and they turned to see Vimes light a cigar.
‘You’d like Freedom, Truth and Justice, wouldn’t you, comrade sergeant?’ said Reg encouragingly.
‘I’d like a hard-boiled egg,’ said Vimes, shaking the match out.
There was some nervous laughter, but Reg looked offended.
‘In the circumstances, sergeant, I think we should set our sights a little higher—’
‘Well, yes, we could,’ said Vimes, coming down the steps. He glanced at the sheets of paper in front of Reg. The man cared. He really did. And he was serious. He really was. ‘But… well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. What’s this all about, Reg?’
‘The People’s Republic of Treacle Mine Road!’ said Reg proudly. ‘We are forming a government!’
‘But, look,’ said one of the soldiers. ‘I don’t know half the men here. If we’re going to close in, we want to know who’s on our side…’
‘That’s right, hnah,’ said Snouty. ‘I mean, some of them chasing us was watchmen!’
Vimes raised his eyes. The wide alley in front of them, known as Lobsneaks, stretched all the way to Cable Street. It was lined with gardens, and there were purple flowers on the bushes. The morning air smelled of lilac.
‘I recall a battle once,’ said Dickins, looking up at a tree. ‘In history, it was. And there was this company, see, and they was a ragtag of different squads and all covered in mud in any case, and they found themselves hiding in a field of carrots. So as a badge they all pulled up carrots and stuck them on their helmets, so’s they’d know who their friends were and incidentally have a nourishing snack for later, which is never to be sneezed at on a battlefield.’
‘Well? So what?’ said Dibbler.
‘So what’s wrong with a lilac flower?’ said Dickins, reaching up and pulling down a laden branch.
‘Makes a spanking plume, even if you can’t eat it…’

And now, Vimes thought, it ends.

…see the little angels rise up high…

"

The Glorious 25th of May - Night Watch, Terry Pratchett (via jeuxdeau)

MY HEART.

(via itsatumblr)

robinade:

Full post of all the Avengers dresses!

ETA: Whoops needed the back of that one XD

#1776 #best musical ever

YOU ARE CORRECT IN ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS. 

(Source: deadbishop, via bathsweaver)

spell your tumblr name with your tags

also: SCIENCE

npr baby

gaslight anthem appreciation blog

RENNERRRRRRRRRRRRR

yes yes yes please with sauce

overthinking it

never met a mashup I didn’t want to rub my face against

avengers assemblargh

barack obama

unimpeachable fashion decisions

superheroines

…yup.  Sounds accurate.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

tyleroakley:

Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.

I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.

Reblogging this so that I’ll be able to find it the next time I need to chinhands at Jeremy Renner and his stupid voice.

(Source: jeremyrennersarms, via auspiciousme)

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

(Source: beesmygod, via amazonziti)

SIR WHAT ARE YOU EVEN.

SIR WHAT ARE YOU EVEN.

(Source: jackswhite, via sheafrotherdon)

lacigreen:

yamino:

toysofthe80s:

Vintage Lego Ad - Sociological Images

The link is worth a look for more vintage gender-neutral toy advertisements.  

back before Lego decided to be shitty




swap out the ginger braids for a bowl cut and this was my LIFE.  Oh, old-school legos…

lacigreen:

yamino:

toysofthe80s:

Vintage Lego Ad - Sociological Images

The link is worth a look for more vintage gender-neutral toy advertisements.  

back before Lego decided to be shitty

swap out the ginger braids for a bowl cut and this was my LIFE. Oh, old-school legos…

(via amazonziti)

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."

— Sherlock Holmes,  “A Scandal in Bohemia”

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

gqgqqt:

thisfishflies:

hannah-ler:

blackpoquedown:

jellybeing:

thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

OMG….

the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

damn smart squirrel

FUCK FEEDING BIRDS.

THIS IS WHAT I SHALL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO.

OH MY GOD WHEN IT’S ROWING THE LITTLE ROCKETCAR IN THE TUBE

mseight:

110% Swagger.

I appreciate this graphic!  But I’m sorry, whoever thinks that Natasha has less swagger than Clint and Thor is clearly profoundly misguided.

…you can make a case for Tony Stark, I guess.

mseight:

110% Swagger.

I appreciate this graphic!  But I’m sorry, whoever thinks that Natasha has less swagger than Clint and Thor is clearly profoundly misguided.

…you can make a case for Tony Stark, I guess.